i wish i could hug a cow

meet roger (white/brown) & bożenka (salt&pepper)

bobby (roger) will be 8 this year, and pipuna (bożenka) turns 9!

bonger (roger) has almost zero teeth because they were mean and grew inwards and in all directions minus the proper ones. he's the chill one, the braver one, the one that will probably live longer because he has an UNSTOPPABLE food drive. (one time after a teeth surgery he ran away from the incubator and they found him in the pantry, happily eating bunny kibble) my man will do a n y t h i n g for a banyanya. we had him since he was a wee little 6-8 weeks furball, weighing about 300 grams.

bunia (bożenka) has a full set of teeth and loves to use them. despite tirelessly proofing the apartment, she'll always find the one millimeter we didn't cover and destroy. she also loves to pee next to her litter box. she's feisty and anxious (and will bite or attack for no reason other than because). but she's also insanely cuddly!

we rescued her from a not so great first-owners (her nails were extremely overgrown, over 5 cm in length; she was obese, her tummy was touching the ground when she was walking, kept 24/7 in a cage, fed with corn flakes). she's made an incredible recovery both physically and mentally.

Rex Splode fckking slaying me.

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thank you cue & @kryptidfiles for the tag!!

in no particular order & with no particular criteria:

smooth & flat - loki x reader | picnic!! late night talkin'! - frank langdon x reader | sleep talking in front of frank in citrus & in health - loki x reader | reader sick!fic enigmatic - jonathan crane | vampire!AU

Blurred Lines (Guy Gardner/Stripper!Reader) (18+)

Like, In A Fight? (Matt Murdock/Reader/Bullseye) (18+)

I Wanna Be Yours (Venom/Reader) (18+)

bless me, father, for I have sinned (Bullseye/Reader)

the serpent has such teeth, my dear, but Eden is so beautiful (Victor Gideon/Reader)

surprisingly it's not only Rex in here

yuck (Mark Grayson/f!reader)

jackpot (Wally West/flirty!reader)

your teeth in my neck (Rex Sloan/f!reader) 🔞

(no) strings attached (Rex Sloan/Mohawk Mark/musician!reader) 🔞

i still hate you (Rex Splode/f!reader) 🔞

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!