valentina is my wife & gill lapis is my son

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

gays are too much. i hate us

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

fjdjshdkjdjfsk

im that hex maniac in x/y who stands assdeep in a swamp and asks you if you are fond of the general concept of toxins

May everything fall into place for you today.

i still dont like who i am but when i look back on who i used to be im my favourite self ive been so far

The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

I’m so glad twewy is alive again bc of the remix. I love that new ppl are getting to experience the game after so many years of it’s original release.

*is the heathen of the family*

me @ the moon: hello my love you look gorgeous tonight

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

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do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience