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he likes having his autonomy violated and his boundaries overruled it's literally good for him. he likes being given a meaningful task within pre-defined constraints that he absolutely must do Or Else. and he likes being packed up and kept in a box. send post.

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

i love premature ejaculation as much as the next guy but i also really enjoy when they have a lot of trouble reaching orgasm and take a long time and maybe can't even finish at all

that post thats like "you're not unlovable you've just been spending a lot of time alone in your room" is true for everyone but me. i'm unlovable i've just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room