Official Splatoon Osha @splatoonosha - Tumblr Blog

Posts

With summer nights on the horizon please remember not to drink and drive, i know the keys may be alluring, but dont risk it, drink and super jump instead, slight risk of head trauma but its sick as hell

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatoon osha #salmon run #big run #osha violation #inkling #octoling #off the hook

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

uh my roommate has some weird as insects and they got out the glass case is that a violation

[ID: a snap from the roommate of a glass case with pikmin in it but the pikmin are escaping through a small hole]

Free them

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #splatoon #salmon run #splatoon osha #big run #osha violation #inkling #octoling #off the hook #pikmin

Does your parents see this blog?

They have 0 access to any of my social media, i wouldnt post anything like that if they could see it, it’d cause a huge fight.

flamingskull28

I'm board so I have a small challenge for you all. In the reblogs, make reddit style posts but for splatoon like

Am I (24 male octoling) the asshole for punching a charger main?

I was recruited to be a child soldier by an old man in the sewer AMA

agent-marusankisser-deactivated

am i the asshole for dumping my girlfriend

i (23 m inkling) dumped my girlfriend (24 f octoling) for using my g to buy 30+ roles on the shell out machine

splatoonosha

We are the official Osha account for the greater and lower inkopolis region, AMA

really hope you're okay living in that household.. stay safe <3

I manage with careful wording and not giving my parents reasons to yell at me, it weighs on my mental health but im just toughing it out until im in more of a position to get out.

Thank you for your concern 💕‼️‼️

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #splatoon #salmon run #splatoon osha #big run #osha violation #inkling #octoling #off the hook

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

WITH SCR GOING AROUND HERES A FEW THINGS TO REMEMBER!!

• MASK UP!!!

Wearing a mask is vital to prevent the further spread of SCR

• SOCIAL DISTANCE!!!

Keep your distance from others, limit physical touch, do not share food or drinks

• STAY AT HOME!!

Participating in ink sports at this time is a very risky gamble, we still arent 100% sure if SCR can spread through ink but we’d rather be safe than sorry!

DO YOUR PART! PREVENT THE SPREAD OF SCR

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #splatoon #salmon run #splatoon osha #big run #osha violation #inkling #octoling #off the hook #scr splatoon #scr

//i really don’t want to be that guy, especially considering the situation you’re in, but please don’t call abusers narcicisstic. it places a big stigma on people with npd bc it implies that narcissists are inherently abusive. a lot of the time when people call an abuser a narcissist, it’s often that they don’t actually have npd and are just a shitty person. and even if they do, the term “narcissistic abuse” implies that they are abusive BECAUSE of their disorder. imagine if “autistic abuse” was a thing, where people claimed that there was a specific form of abuse that only autistic people did. it’s basically what’s happening.

//some people try do defend themselves by saying that “narcissistic” doesn’t specifically refer to npd, but that’s like saying “autistic” doesn’t specifically refer to autism or “psychotic” doesn’t specifically refer to psychosis. it’s just that the word “narcissist” has become a stand-in for “manipulative egomaniac” when npd is so much more.

//“emotional abuse” covers the same ground that people believe “narcissistic abuse” covers, and since it’s not attached to a disorder, it’s a better of a term to use. a lot of pwnpd have the disorder because of trauma and have suffered from the very same kinds of people that victims without npd have survived and claim we narcissists. many narc abuse truthers don’t even consider us human, but more like a predatory animal that they can slaughter and show off their victory of.

//i do want to clarify- i’m not saying you’re abuse is invalid. abuse is fucked up and nobody deserves to go through it. i just wanted to try to inform you about a term that may seem fine to use, but is actually ableist. we’re supporting you, and i hope you find a better home! stay safe!

Im also not wanting to be that guy, but you dont know my situation like that to call me out for something like that… i called her narcissistic because she ONLY thinks of herself, and her needs, anything i do inconveniences her, any time im upset she thinks im angry and her and gets mad at me. Please dont say things like this to people when you dont know the full extent of what is going on please /gen /pos

Stop stealing power clams!!!

Thats all, they dont like it very much

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #big run #salmon run #splatoon #osha violation #splatoon osha #inkling #octoling #off the hook

splatoonosha

Attention all employed adults in the greater and lower inkopolis region

The jellyfish president has announced a bill to LOWER the federal minimum wage!!!

Anyone making below 1500g a week will now be making LESS!!

AN ORGANIZED PROTEST WILL BE HELD OUTSIDE OF CITY HALL IN DOWNTOWN INKOPOLIS PLAZA

please do not bring pitch forks and torches, we admire your enthusiasm but it will not help our cause

splatoonosha

ALRIGHT WHO BROUGHT THE FUCKING RAINMAKER?!

#splatoon osha #splatoon 3 #splatoon 2 #splatoon #splatoon meme #splat3 #osha

STOP ORDERING SAME DAY SHIPPING WITH ISHIPIT!!!!!!!!!!!

An inside employee reveals “yeah when someone orders same day shipping with us, the make us take the lowkey illegal trucks with the souped up engines, im like 16 man-“

Truly horrifying stuff, when asked for details on any modifications he stated

“Yeah those things would go i dont know like.. 200mph and we were made to FLOOR IT!”

Please save the poor teen workers of Ishipit, CEO JEFF-REEF MAKOS has yet to comment on the situation.

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #big run #salmon run #splatoon #osha violation #splatoon osha #inkling #octoling #jeffry bezos

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

splatoonosha

......

the spire is a simulation?

YOU LITERALLY CANnOT TRULY GET HURT IN IT?

CHILL?

Tell that to the inklings and octolings whos souls are trapped in “palettes”

memversemenace

It’s not theiw entiwe souls, it’s just a piece! They’ll just be a little zoned out fow a bit! Didn’t know disawssociation was an OSHA violation now!

overlorder-ask-blog

THEY'RE FINE. LIKE SMOLLUSK SAID, IT'S ONLY A FRAGMENT. IT DOESN'T CAUSE THEM ANY HARM. WELL, MAYBE SLIGHT FATIGUE AS SMOLLUSK ALSO SAID, BUT THAT'S IT. IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.

splatoonosha

Dissociation while operating heavy machinery certainly would be a violation, imagine your day washing windows of the deca tower, then BOOM you’re dozing and you fall flat on your face from 20 stories up, we may not have bones but that has GOTTA hurt.

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #big run #salmon run #splatoon #osha violation #splatoon osha #inkling #octoling #off the hook

......

the spire is a simulation?

YOU LITERALLY CANnOT TRULY GET HURT IN IT?

CHILL?

Tell that to the inklings and octolings whos souls are trapped in “palettes”

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #big run #salmon run #splatoon #osha violation #splatoon osha #inkling #octoling

ATTENTION ALL MAKO MART SHOPPERS

If you or a loved one has purchased

“Mr.Grizz golden egg salad with braised salmonid cutlets”

You MUST seek medical attention, golden eggs are a known carcinogen in the state of callie-fornia.

AN ACTIVE RECALL IS BEING DONE ON THE PRODUCT!!

Mr grizz has been aware of this issue for some time and has made no statements as to fixing the problem, please be advised before consuming anymore grizz co products

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #big run #salmon run #splatoon #osha violation #splatoon osha #inkling #octoling

Greetings squid kids!

We’ve identified an unknown structure titled “The Spire of Order”

It appears to be riddled with heath and safety violations

we are prohibiting entry until a renovation is made

We appreciate your patience

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #big run #salmon run #splatoon #osha violation #splatoon osha #inkling #octoling

Attention all employed adults in the greater and lower inkopolis region

The jellyfish president has announced a bill to LOWER the federal minimum wage!!!

Anyone making below 1500g a week will now be making LESS!!

AN ORGANIZED PROTEST WILL BE HELD OUTSIDE OF CITY HALL IN DOWNTOWN INKOPOLIS PLAZA

please do not bring pitch forks and torches, we admire your enthusiasm but it will not help our cause

#splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #big run #salmon run #splatoon #osha violation #splatoon osha #inkling #octoling #squid sisters #off the hook #deepcut #frye onaga #shiver hohojiro #big man #pearlina

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

splatoonosha

If you or a loved one was exposed to asbestos as a result of working for

🚨grizzco industries🚨

YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

asbestos is a substance that is known to cause squidsothelioma in the lungs.

call (888)-INK-OSHA for more information!!