When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

Turbo divorce

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

It's when you end up with six parents

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

and you just know someone's gonna scream "DJ! play fish music!" and everyone's gonna act like their favorite fish 😁

hmm. i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) (remembers virtue is sufficient for happiness) (remembers i’m not joking) kill myself

ill come off as the mean latino lmao but dont come to tell me about how despairing it is that trump won most of you are white middle class trans kids and youre not going to die because trump won. ww3 isnt going to happen. no ones going to permanently lose all their rights. the wall didnt even get built the first time he won. but latinos still died and palestinians are dying and i dont think you guys give a shit unless it could personally affect you. just keep fighting and dont fearmonger and you will be fine. others have had it worse and we were fine. go donate to a palestinian fundraiser.

Not only are you fucking stupid but you are showing you think trump winning is directly letting him act like its a dictatorship. and that shows your history has NEVER lived the horrors of an actual dictatorship. be grateful oh my fucking god use your privilege for good.

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services