i need to be owned object property so bad

goddess x toy relationship goes hard as fuck. i love my silly toy wife

ahh whatever bring me the delicious soul of an innocent mortal im not driving

Sometimes a really hot guys cum tastes like roadkill so I turn to a vulture

considering deleting my normal tumblr blog as a microdose to stave off desiring the much more drastic alternative

etho hermitcraft save me

hi im esil!!!! watch this!!!! *unleashes my demon eye from behind my bangs and vaporizes you instantly with my goddess blast*

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

im definitely the cutest girl in this secret lair waiting room right now. they're going to give all the lairs to me due to my demon swag factor