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Shen Qiao: *weak, half-dead, spits out blood on Yan Wushi's arm*

Yan Wushi: *wants to kill him*

The readers: *singing* That's how you know,

That's how you know he's your love...

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*heartbreaking shrieks of pain and fear, sounds of chaos on the background*

Qi Rong: Finally some peace.

#incorrect quotes #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf incorrect #qi rong #tgcf

*Demons and officials take part in a slackline walking competition*

Xie Lian: *nails it like a pro*

Qi Rong: *fails it like a pro, breaks his nose, gets multiple bruises and scratches, walks up looking like a victim of a car accident*

Qi Rong: I don't need your lame competition! It'd be a shame to win in it! *runs away like a little girl*

#incorrect quotes #tgcf incorrect #mxtx tgcf #incorrect mxtx #heaven official's blessing #tgcf #xie lian #qi rong #office

Han Muchun, to crying Puddle: We all love you.

Yan Zhengming: Yeah, just not too much.

#incorrect quotes #liu yao #yan zhengming

Shen Qiao: You've been given 2 strikes. Are you ready to state your regret?

Yan Wushi *takes a piece of paper, starts reading*: I state my regret.

Shen Qiao: You couldn't memorise it?

Yan Wushi: No, because it's not true.

#incorrect quotes #shen qiao #yan wushi #thousand autumns #office

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Shen Qingqiu *after his therapy sessions*: The doctor said if I can't find a way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

Shang Qinghua *does smth stupid*

Shen Qingqiu: I'm going to die.

#incorrect quotes #svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #office

Shi Qingxuan: Now that we're best friends we need some cool nicknames for each other. Ming-xiong isn't that cool anymore...

Ming Yi, indifferently sipping his soup:

Shi Qingxuan: Or shall I call you...Man-xiong?

Ming Yi: *spits out his soup* Oh dear lord no.

#incorrect quotes #tgcf incorrect #mxtx tgcf #he xuan #shi qingxuan #ming yi

Shi Qingxuan, seeing Ming Yi for the first time on some banquet: Hiiiii, so, how's it going, newbie?

Ming Yi: Are you the wind master?

Shi Qingxuan, his eyes shining: Yes.

Ming Yi: Then blow yourself off my way to the table.

#incorrect quotes #heaven official's blessing #he xuan #tgcf incorrect #mxtx tgcf #shi qingxuan

Hua Cheng, rushing into the room: C'mon, buddy, I've got another task for you.

He Xuan, dying on the couch: Man, get lost. I'm tired.

Hua Cheng, mocking: Don't you love me at all?

He Xuan: Are you serious? I've been slaving for you all these years, doing all the dirty work like an idiot. Just. For. You.

Hua Cheng: ...

He Xuan: Of course I don't. Money upfront.

#incorrect quotes #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #he xuan

Pei Ming, flirting with some new female heaven official: You are a rare flower, I can tell. Why don't I show you around and then take you out for a dinner?

This female official actually being Ming Yi: ...

Shi Wudu, slapping him with his fan: It's the Earth Master, you dumbass.

Pei Ming: Your point?

Shi Wudu: It's a he!

Pei Ming: Not now, she isn't.

#incorrect quotes #heaven official's blessing #ming yi #pei ming #shi wudu

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featuring:

Shen "I'm not gay" Qingqiu

Wei "wow this girl is kissing me pretty forcefully" Wuxian

and Xie "I'm just a simple scrap collector" Lian

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shi wudu: i'm not worried about qingxuan. he's cute and sociable, he will have no problem making friends in heavenly court.

shi qingxuan:

#incorrect quotes #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #shi wudu #shi qingxuan #he xuan

Some wise man: In good there's evil. In evil there's good.

Yu Shengyan *in a banter*: Oh, yes, Shen-daozhang is sooo evil.

Shen Qiao *in an amiable warning*: You remember my bamboo stick?

Yu Shengyan, going silent, flashbacks filling his mind*: Yes...

#thousand autumns #shen qiao #incorrect quotes #yu shengyan

Yan Wushi: Do you know what the best thing in you is?

Shen Qiao, blushing: What?

Yan Wushi: Me.

#shen qiao #yan wushi #yanshen #thousand autumns #incorrect quotes

Xuan Ji: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Zheng Xiao: You were flirting with the Emperor.

Xuan Ji: So what? He's my husband.

Zheng Xiao: You asked him if he was single.

Xuan Ji:

Zheng Xiao: And you cried when he said he wasn't.

#lie huo jiao chou #sheng lingyuan #xuan ji #incorrect quotes

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Shen Qiao, trying to encourage Yan Wushi to do cute couple stuff together: You know, we've been like this for quite some time now.

Yan Wushi, smirking: Yes.

Shen Qiao: And it's only reasonable if we dive deeper into this relationship.

Yan Wushi: *his smile widening*

Shen Qiao: And we could try out new things together.

Yan Wushi, grinning: A-Qiao, if you want me to tie you up in bed, just say so.

Shen Qiao: NO

Also Shen Qiao, his horny mode suddenly on: Or yes...

#shen qiao #yan wushi #yanshen #thousand autumns #incorrect quotes

Yan Wushi, to Shen Qiao: I love you with all my ego.

Shen Qiao: What?

Yan Wushi: I would say heart but my ego is bigger.

Shen Qiao: Oh, yes, that's true.

Yan Wushi: But you know what else is big enough to love you?

Shen Qiao: Please don't...

Yan Wushi: This DICK.

#shen qiao #thousand autumns #yan wushi #yanshen #incorrect quotes

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