Shen Qiao: *weak, half-dead, spits out blood on Yan Wushi's arm*
Yan Wushi: *wants to kill him*
The readers: *singing* That's how you know,
That's how you know he's your love...
we're not kids anymore.
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Shen Qiao: *weak, half-dead, spits out blood on Yan Wushi's arm*
Yan Wushi: *wants to kill him*
The readers: *singing* That's how you know,
That's how you know he's your love...

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*heartbreaking shrieks of pain and fear, sounds of chaos on the background*
Qi Rong: Finally some peace.
*Demons and officials take part in a slackline walking competition*
Xie Lian: *nails it like a pro*
Qi Rong: *fails it like a pro, breaks his nose, gets multiple bruises and scratches, walks up looking like a victim of a car accident*
Qi Rong: I don't need your lame competition! It'd be a shame to win in it! *runs away like a little girl*
Han Muchun, to crying Puddle: We all love you.
Yan Zhengming: Yeah, just not too much.
Shen Qiao: You've been given 2 strikes. Are you ready to state your regret?
Yan Wushi *takes a piece of paper, starts reading*: I state my regret.
Shen Qiao: You couldn't memorise it?
Yan Wushi: No, because it's not true.

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Shen Qingqiu *after his therapy sessions*: The doctor said if I can't find a way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.
Shang Qinghua *does smth stupid*
Shen Qingqiu: I'm going to die.
Shi Qingxuan: Now that we're best friends we need some cool nicknames for each other. Ming-xiong isn't that cool anymore...
Ming Yi, indifferently sipping his soup:
Shi Qingxuan: Or shall I call you...Man-xiong?
Ming Yi: *spits out his soup* Oh dear lord no.
Shi Qingxuan, seeing Ming Yi for the first time on some banquet: Hiiiii, so, how's it going, newbie?
Ming Yi: Are you the wind master?
Shi Qingxuan, his eyes shining: Yes.
Ming Yi: Then blow yourself off my way to the table.
Hua Cheng, rushing into the room: C'mon, buddy, I've got another task for you.
He Xuan, dying on the couch: Man, get lost. I'm tired.
Hua Cheng, mocking: Don't you love me at all?
He Xuan: Are you serious? I've been slaving for you all these years, doing all the dirty work like an idiot. Just. For. You.
Hua Cheng: ...
He Xuan: Of course I don't. Money upfront.
Pei Ming, flirting with some new female heaven official: You are a rare flower, I can tell. Why don't I show you around and then take you out for a dinner?
This female official actually being Ming Yi: ...
Shi Wudu, slapping him with his fan: It's the Earth Master, you dumbass.
Pei Ming: Your point?
Shi Wudu: It's a he!
Pei Ming: Not now, she isn't.

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do you all see my vision here
featuring:
Shen "I'm not gay" Qingqiu
Wei "wow this girl is kissing me pretty forcefully" Wuxian
and Xie "I'm just a simple scrap collector" Lian
shi wudu: i'm not worried about qingxuan. he's cute and sociable, he will have no problem making friends in heavenly court.
shi qingxuan:
Some wise man: In good there's evil. In evil there's good.
Yu Shengyan *in a banter*: Oh, yes, Shen-daozhang is sooo evil.
Shen Qiao *in an amiable warning*: You remember my bamboo stick?
Yu Shengyan, going silent, flashbacks filling his mind*: Yes...
Yan Wushi: Do you know what the best thing in you is?
Shen Qiao, blushing: What?
Yan Wushi: Me.
Xuan Ji: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Zheng Xiao: You were flirting with the Emperor.
Xuan Ji: So what? He's my husband.
Zheng Xiao: You asked him if he was single.
Xuan Ji:
Zheng Xiao: And you cried when he said he wasn't.

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Shen Qiao, trying to encourage Yan Wushi to do cute couple stuff together: You know, we've been like this for quite some time now.
Yan Wushi, smirking: Yes.
Shen Qiao: And it's only reasonable if we dive deeper into this relationship.
Yan Wushi: *his smile widening*
Shen Qiao: And we could try out new things together.
Yan Wushi, grinning: A-Qiao, if you want me to tie you up in bed, just say so.
Shen Qiao: NO
Also Shen Qiao, his horny mode suddenly on: Or yes...
Yan Wushi, to Shen Qiao: I love you with all my ego.
Shen Qiao: What?
Yan Wushi: I would say heart but my ego is bigger.
Shen Qiao: Oh, yes, that's true.
Yan Wushi: But you know what else is big enough to love you?
Shen Qiao: Please don't...
Yan Wushi: This DICK.