It’s Ya Girl

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that

Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol

women be downloading pdfs

And men….don’t….?…?

no men can’t read

I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

BLECH

you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? This one is worth at least two million

his FUCKING EARS

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.