juno!

I have this vision of one of the agents with sydney in a holding cell being like “okay now empty your pockets” and he goes [frowns] [empties his side pouch, out clatters a small hospitals worth of medical supplies] [turns his sweater pockets inside out and a handful of candy, poisonous plants, and a live squirrel fall out] [empties his skirt pockets and out clatters a knife, pepper spray, and a fucked up makeup palette] [starts taking his shoes off]—

holy shit luckyyy, also you’re in nyc????

it's not disrespect/being mean some of the time, maybe that person is just done with your shit

reblogging this again and holy shit you predicted their endgame☹️

You know you're some kind of fucked up when you can relate to any lyrics from In Case I Make It 😭

Marvin eats Whizzer for breakfast (sorry)

no he eats his eggies over spinach over tooooast dumbass

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

Once we reach 400 Elijah's I can start working on the next... 👀 Adam or Jedidiah?

Showed someone Up and Adam and they said "is that decepticon alastor"