Heavy are the hips that wear the strap

Impregnate that old man

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

when older men have a slutty little gut so their t shirt rides up a bit in the front. whore.

what’s the point of music if it doesn’t sound a little gross

i love you disgusting breakdown. i love you sweaty guitar solo. i love you bassline in your stomach. i love you dirty drum fill. i love you gasped breaths caught in the mic. i love you spit from screaming. i love you guttural growl. yuck

Hey girl do you wanna hang out later and hit me as hard as you can with a baseball bat?

part of loving slipknot is making fun of them i think

men are made to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down. god told me that

body shaming men is also wrong and not funny

MEN DESERVE INNER THIGH KISSES TOO.