wash your hair, you gross little man

the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there

concept. GWAR opening for MCR

I think Frank could convince them. and they would be sold as long as they get to behead the grand immortal dictator mannequin on stage with lots and lots and lots of blood and rubber guts flying everywhere. Turn the entire GA pit into a splash zone🩸🩸🩸

realistically I know this could never happen cuz I Know how wet and violent GWAR GA gets and it genuinely might kill the average 15 year old MCR fan 💀 but not Me . I would be giggling and thrashing in there like a 240+ pound middle aged wrecking ball (average GWAR enjoyer)

as trite as it is oversized band tee and underwear is kind of the best look

apple spider vinegar

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

if i die i want to be skeletonized and then dipped into a very large version of those children's grow your own crystal kits

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood