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If you deadname someone in the death note it kills you

If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

I've been witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race my whole life. Elrond is not special.

Life was good when we made dark fantasy films using muppets. No more captain america no more crisp ratt were doing gelflings some more, and those little shits from labyrinth.

The Dark Crystal series was really good but I desperately want to see what kinda fucked up muppets you can make with a $200 million budget

If we give the Jim Henson company $200 million, those felt fucks are going to be sentient

the feminine urge to release a gut-wrenching scream from the depths of your soul

Watches Interview with the Vampire to channel my inner Guillermo de la Cruz