I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

weirdly enough i think it's easier to accept non sexual nudity if you're a bit of a a pervert. like people think "boobs are too sexy, people can't be normal about them", and it seems like a compelling argument, boobs are sexy. but when you realise that other things are sexy as well, things like stomachs, thighs, feet, back muscles, and you can normal about them in a non sexual context, so there's no reason anyone can't be normal about any other part of the body.

eddie really did say "do you know how much christopher misses you how could you youre not around" and "did you ever stop and think what that would do to us" when they had known each other for one (1) year.

(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

Forever haunted by how Simon already had a massive killing streak before Filament only to get arrested and blamed for the one slaughter he tried to prevent.

You get it.