Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!

Eridians dont know about time relativity and people are NOT talking about it enough imagine sending a person on a dangerous mission like 70 years ago and when they finally come back and they look like they only aged 10 of those years and tell you "oh yeah time just works different there" when you have no concept of that that is INSANE rocky explaining radiation to eridian scientists (already insane concept) and going "oh yeah btw time works differently in space" "what" "time works differently in space. what we thought would be a 16 years trip was only a 4 year trip for me, the solarians call it something like time-depending-of-position-in-space, is pretty trippy" "....WHAT"

It's really easy for me to romanticize Peter Parker's life because I'm a total geek nerd with dead parents who gets into enough near death experience stories for it to be anecdotal. My life went to complete shit around 17/18 too. I swear to god I recreated that scene where Peter's walking into his new tiny apartment shot for shot. He's just like me fr. it's probably manufactured but whatever, he and I are the same person

Ouuu shiiiii he ballin

WAIT WHY ARE THEY STUCKY CORE⁉️⁉️