what the fuck ever, man.

@doginthetrees

don't even worry about it.

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fuck all y'all im a dog now

This is my other blog. Not gonna use it as much anymore, but if for some reason you liked my writing, you can find all of it here.

#nipping at your hands through the cage

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i think i like being mentally ill more than i like the idea of being okay

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

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been sleeping on my back more often lately. i think theres something wrong with me

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Make yourself with this picrew:

@mer-acle @mirakagekoko

npt: @nevergonnagiveyaup @antwriterr @thatgenricuser @thirteen-cats-in-a-trenchcoat @dxwnisdxwn open

aww this is cute. thanks for the tag, sweets

tags: @archerinthevents @masterofdumbassery @doginthetrees @fotibrit @potatogunson @ironspider-loki + open tags!

this is adorable omg

open tags :))

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

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Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

I love this website so much

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Rick taunts Morty whilst blackout drunk about how he’s going to turn out just like him, because addiction’s a genetic disease. He, later on, drugs him with a parasite that makes him hallucinate his pain and suffering into a happier scenario where he’s helping people. It turned an explosion into a happy cartoon sun. And somehow, he’s surprised and livid when Morty wants to see things that way all the time. Rick tells him that it’s inevitable that he’ll be a miserable addict. Morty watches in despair as his grandfather and mother drink to escape their pain. Rick’s still somehow surprised that Morty would think that using would be a valid option. After Morty marches off, Rick says that now would be a good time for a drink and then cut to Morty drugging himself.

Seeing Summer's reaction to Rick hugging her was so interesting to me. The obvious answer as to why she seemed so surprised and didn't hug him back (her arms didn't even move) is because it's Rick, but seeing that made me wonder if we ever actually saw one of the parental figures in the Smith family actually hug Summer.

And I made a pretty quick snap judgement of no, no one did, and it just made me annoyed at Beth for spending all that time whining about her father not loving her when she can't be bothered to do the bare minimum like hugging her children, but since I don't actually know if that's the case, I decided to just let go of that probably projected anger.

Also btw I literally just got the Joke with Summer. She's a homicidal maniac because she's a teenage girl; being a teenage girl is kind of like being in semi-permanent limbo where nothing truly matters. Do you know what I mean?

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Beth hugs both Summer and Morty in The Rickchurian Mortydate after Rick reveals that he came to kill Jerry, but I can’t think of any other instance where we see Beth or Jerry hug Summer.

It's really nice to know that they hugged her at least once. Despite how depressing in nature that is lmfao

Actually, it feels like the Smith family shows their love most through words of encouragement and spending time together

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yaay i was tagged by @leprousknight to...

Create using this Picrew and enter your name into this generator for a quote.

they warned me about those stairs bro...

tagging @rabbitmotifs @morgue-ruins @garydose @theghoulofme @aloe-vera-ghost (sorry i cant remember who else has tagged me in things before... but everyone who wants to should do it anyway... at least i actually tagged people this time)

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Yay yay yay! Ty for the tag! The quote generator is being mean to me :((

tagging @aries-of-spades and @peregrine5!

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Tag! Thank you!

Thst actually sounds like something I would say lmao

@theunderscorwolph @justpent @its-that-gay-fox

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i...i relate to that quote SO HARD

@multishipper33 (teehee i finally get to tag you in something) @peeper-pepper-palooza @saunteredvaugelydownwards @i-like-eating-bones

congratulations you tagged me first!!!! no I do not have purple hair irl I made the picrew out to be like. sona-ish. both under cut as quote is suggestive (I turned on sfw + nsfw because Fuck It)

tags: @peskybirdonyx @aries0nmars @strawbxrrypies @saunteredvaugelydownwards @deltenner + open

Delta: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete freaking idiot.

^horrendously accurate

tags under cut because I’m doing a whole entire portals scene this is a great idea

open tags as always and /nf! Enjoy <3

Tania: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

@butterfly-teacup

@i-do-anything-but-write

@loftwingofcrimson

@the-ellia-west

LMFAO

(Also, that skin color is accurate. I'm pale as a ghost, and I don't tan)

@loftwingofcrimson @sunflowerrosy

I don’t think I’d survive getting a PhD BUT you might catch me putting stickers on my masters degree once I get it (after i survive undergrad first lol)

@northernhealer @rockellex @thewritingautisticat @loftwingofcrimson @butterfly-teacup @i-do-anything-but-write + open tags

Rachel: Hello, I'm Rachel. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

This feels like a very me quote lol 😂

@will-of-the-wisps @northernhealer @thatssewjesus @sparklingcurepeace @wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever @4thouglory @scaremoonturkey @caityrayeraye @loupsgarou @imjustanobody2024 + open tags!

Lol 🤣 Thanks for the tag @rockellex ✨

Kay: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

Text copied and pasted ^

And to answer that question yes to all of the above! 🥺 That's so me.

Choose a black tutle neck cause it's cold here and I have one just like that, and new hair clips like dat. I love those fruity earrings so cute.

@imjustanobody2024 @ladyrubaleene @z1nni4 @crimsiondarling @coolpokerfox @aurynne @sparklingcurepeace @girlbro87 @rei-reiiii @pinkmourningdoll @pinestripe37 + open tags!

pinkmourningdoll

Well, it depends entirely on the situation. Thank you most kindly for the tag.~ 🥀🎹

@rosesandtheatre4 @kaylitheidiotic @lunetheweird @elliotsaqueenfan @darkcrimsonrose17 @deadly-n-romantic @leriklover69 @aphroditee222 @unhinged-elegance @sunny-funny-honey-pants @waverly-kils @jfklamb @wndshld @theonlybezo @elaete @rei-reiiii @ironspider-loki @theshadowofthephantom @spiderfromchernobyl @beadigitaldiary @mo0onflowers @zombinafonfrankenstein @thedualityofthedoll @pinkangelwingsblog @dollfoam @sweetestgirlintown07 @epiclittlel6dy @dollwrite @slug-ball open tags 🎶🦢🎹

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thank you so much for the tag, Erika!

Kai: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

yeah that tracks lol

@misswritealot @eyeballdango @sunny-funny-honey-pants @chaoticxsnowflake @thrivingonaspirinandspite @o-birdseed-o @soopermax @like-dandelions-in-the-wind @antwriterr and open tags!

ohhh i love cbrfufu's picrews!!! anyways thanks for the tag boo <3

(+ alternate vers because i saw the plague doctor mask and jst has to)

and hello- @archerinthevents @evaiswritingg @potatogunson @erodottir @doginthetrees (idk if you do tags games but if you wanna hop in, haiii) @masterofdumbassery @mirakagekoko + open tags!!

omg hi ant!!! thanks for tagging me :))

I wasn't gonna add the piercings because they fell out but when I saw the cherry earrings I just had to use them, I have that exact pair. So while I was at it I decided to add the bridge piercing too. I miss them every day 💔 also i totally have a choker like that one but it says CUNT and it has a little heart dangling under it

also LMFAOAO I can't believe I got this as the quote:

Forest: Sweet dog you got there.

Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.

Forest: Still training huh?

Police: What do you mean?

Forest:

Forest: Never mind.

open tags!!

#i totally forgot the other pupil lmfao

Seeing Summer's reaction to Rick hugging her was so interesting to me. The obvious answer as to why she seemed so surprised and didn't hug him back (her arms didn't even move) is because it's Rick, but seeing that made me wonder if we ever actually saw one of the parental figures in the Smith family actually hug Summer.

And I made a pretty quick snap judgement of no, no one did, and it just made me annoyed at Beth for spending all that time whining about her father not loving her when she can't be bothered to do the bare minimum like hugging her children, but since I don't actually know if that's the case, I decided to just let go of that probably projected anger.

Also btw I literally just got the Joke with Summer. She's a homicidal maniac because she's a teenage girl; being a teenage girl is kind of like being in semi-permanent limbo where nothing truly matters. Do you know what I mean?

#rick and morty #rnm #summer smith #beth smith

he's actually so me (he's 50 years old and dead)

#iron man #tony stark #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #steve rogers #captain america #peter parker #spiderman #irondad and spiderson

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist

omg finally i got this thing done… PROCREATE HAS BEEN KICKING MY BUTT!!! lagging all the time and being comnfusin! ibis paint warrior over here

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today is the day the calendar emoji is true. if you even care.

📆

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the cutest thing about stevetony is that they rile each other up like dogs

and ironstrange slaps each other like cats

#ironstrange #dr strange mention hello stephen

So, yeah. I have a feeling Morty is still missing his empathy center. You would've expected Rick to have grown it back by now, right? Especially the with the way Morty had been mouthing off (good for him).

But... remember the end of the last episode?

"Morty... truth is, maybe you shouldn't empathize with me. Putting this thing in your head made you ignore my behavior, but being cruel is a danger signal and you need to heed those red flags so you don't get hurt."

What if that was Rick's actual feelings on the matter, and that even without the Sympathid, he thinks Morty's empathy was better off gone in order to protect him? Of course, it's another lazy solution to his inability have healthy relationships, but still wanting something 'better' for Morty by putting all the responsibility and change on him.

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