i am the spider living in your house

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I just wanna be a fairy and live in a tulip

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old