JoJo's Bizarre Lover

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

thinkin about how kitt must feel whenever michael is incapacitated on the ground next to him. he cant run to him, cant tend to his wounds or hold him in his arms or comfort him in any way other than verbal. he can only call for help and keep watch by his side, totally helpless as he watches the blood run down michaels face. it must be such a horrible feeling for an artifical intelligence whose most dominant programming compels him to be suicidally protective of this man to know that his protection can only go so far

it's that time again, kids

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I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.