SIBLINGS SENTENCE STARTERS. for use between muses who are siblings or have sibling-like bonds!
āmom/dad said to tell you weāre having pizza.ā āi borrowed your ___. i hope thatās fine.ā āyou know iāve got your back, right? i know i donāt always make it obvious, but..ā āget out of my room!!!ā āiām sorry. i didnāt mean to hit you that hard. you can hit me back if you want.ā ādid he/she/they make you cry? want me to kill him/her/them?ā āitās my turn with the xbox/ps4/etc, youāve been playing for hours!ā ā*greets them with nothing but a loud screech and then a nod*ā āget out of the bathroom! itās been hours!ā āi hate watching tv shows written by people who didnāt have siblings. i think iād rather die than call you lilā bro/sis/etc.ā āhey, i promised iād be there for you. iām not gonna break that promise.ā āiām having friends over. donāt bother them.ā ācan you drive me to the store/park/etc?ā ā*sits on them to establish dominance*ā āi told you to leave the ketchup out! i was gonna use it!ā āwanna walk to the park?ā ānice shirt you ugly loser.ā āokay, iām the only person whoās allowed to call you an ugly loser.ā ā*walks into their room, stares for 10 full seconds, walks back out without closing the door*ā ācan you stop singing in the shower?? itās seven in the morning!ā āgo kick his ass. iāll be your alibi if you get arrested for it.ā āwhy are you calling me? itās 3 in the morning.ā āi got you wendyās but i ate like half your fries on the way here.ā āthis is the fourth time in the past hour youāve asked me to play just dance with you and i donāt know why you want to play because last time you got so mad when i beat you that you threw the controller at me.ā āhey, check out this videoāā ā*30 minutes after a fight* wanna go to dunkin donuts?ā
