okay so what i THOUGHT was that the girl modeling was the “daughter” and whoever was behind the camera was the mom, so unmuting this was. a surprise.

“Do that laugh” 🤣💖

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

twitter is turning into 2013 tumblr

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

Free pizza is cancelled

Why would you even say something like that

people that own chickens are trustworthy

chickens own themselves

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

this gave me chills

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

oh my god

if anyone need a troustworthy man to sit upon a book then im know somebody you must meet

Who cat?