hi

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

nothing is more satisfying than knowing someone will be with you through thick and thin

forest puppy

that’s a deer

its a forest puppy

This is the meme I have been waiting for… the jeme.

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

That better be “what are those” in Spanish.

What eyeshadow is this

It’s a mac pro pigment

I just wanna fight people. ..

atleast aim it at bad people. violence hurts both parties after all

No I'm going to aim it solely at good people

I'm getting a lot of backlash for saying that I only want to fight good people, but please hear me out, it's simply because they wouldn't fight back and it'd be easier, stop trying to villainize me.

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

why would you censor the ops name

women would flock to him otherwise

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!