a loser who is also spicy

I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”

He strikes once again

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

how many eye contact until date

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

BOY HANDS !!!!!!!!! BOYS WITH HANDS!!!!!!!!!! BOYS WITH VEINY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HANDS OF BOYS

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

me: *is pretty* you: *is pretty* we: *is pretty together*