SpicyFr00t

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

well why were YOU there huh

One of life's great ironies is that almost everyone who makes the active decision to not have kids would probably be way better at raising a child than all the people who just kind of have children because it's what they think everyone is supposed to do

Like genuinely if you're like "I don't want kids because of the financial strain/the commitment/the irritation I would feel/the possibility of traumatizing them/whatever reason" you instantly demonstrate to me that you 1) understand the realities of parenthood and 2) believe that children should be treated with at least a base level of respect and compassion. Meanwhile everyone who's like "I want kids because I don't want to be alone" "I can't wait to dress up my babies" "I won't raise my children to be soft" may as well be talking about Neopets for all the fucks they seem to give about kids

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

Both of these

Every single discussion about a good villain/hero dynamic ALWAYS comes back to these two

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂

OH MY GOD