so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

enemies (romantically)

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

the impulse to set things on fire just to make a fire. where does it come from.

None of these are wrong.

Too much salt? Add a lil sugar

youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!

Big mood

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

That GIF is killing me

This is my favourite counterargument to moon conspiracy theorists

whoever invented pesto deserves so much coochie

im allergic

to pesto or coochie

hannibal is SO funny it’s two men who are so horny for each other they can barely breathe saying things like “i want to see the majesty of your becoming” as if they have magic powers but they’re literally just stabbing people…… anyone could do that kings