Your Daily Hellion

unstoppable force (my constant need for attention) vs immovable object (my debilitating fear of being annoying)

finger your passenger princess while you drive

what they don't tell you is that it is INCREDIBLY difficult to keep the mood during sex when you are a certified Funny Bitch, because half of the good dirty-talk timing is fucking identical to good comedic timing and it gets really, really hard to not make a joke

this goes double when you got the “accidentally a stand-up comedian” autism. like apparently the way i talk is just hilarious sometimes i don’t even mean to do it

you could be sooo warm and cozy inside me rn. think about that

"thats my good girl” while she's over stimulated from cumming too much.

sorry for moaning like a slut when you tugged on my hair while we were kissing, it will happen again