Texas Sized Boy

Like yeah maybe if it couldn’t reach my bellybutton or something THEN maybe I’d be too fat for a dad bod but I think I still qualify right? Surely this looks like just a bit of belly of overindulging a bit

And yeah maybe eating out all the time and ordering massive family meal orders just for myself is blowing my tank up a bit but it’s not getting embarrassingly huge right?

What do you think? Do you think my gut is blowing up to the point where people have to notice it now? Do I look like I have a dad bod, or do I look like a fat hog whose belly is blowing up and he should just shovel more greasy burgers into it cause fuck how much bigger could it possibly get…

The more of these I eat the better

Figured the holiday weekend would be the best time to try out this BBQ monster of a sandwich. It’s an absolute meat tower 🤤

2 fucking pounds of all different kinds of BBQ meat on this bad boy, doesn’t it look incredible? 😍 As you can imagine, I just used a fork on this thing cause you really can’t eat it like a sandwhich. Though taking it apart makes you look like an extra hog cause there’s still so much food covering the entire plate, and all the different meats make it look like a big pig trough of food for me to shovel on down.

Fuck it really filled me up, look at this big fat belly it gave me right now? 😮‍💨 I think a parking lot stuffed gut selfie is fitting after a meal like that right? Especially with how big it’s filling this tank up!

I also heard the servers chatting and making sure I was eating it “for here”. At least they’re double checking so I commend them on that piece. ☺️

I hope they noticed I cleared the whole fucking thing plus a medium side order of beans too. I guess if they spotted how round my gut is after all that though they would’ve be too surprised at where it all went 😬

I’m gonna sleep well tonight while my vore gut works over this big dumb jock. It’s like the dopier they are the more beefy and tasty they are- my belly’s absolute favorite! And we’re gonna enjoy eating all of his friends too.

And after….