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Well fuck.

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

there used to be a wizard by where i live who could unsuck your dick. the wizard part was incidental it was just a trick he had that he would teach us. and then they put in that no good wizard killing machine

waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

How about a like and a reblog

How about a like and a reblog