human disaster

y'all really have some fucked up views about ace people like “ace people don’t get kicked out for being ace!1!11!!” and then .2 minutes later ur like “they’re stealing beds at homeless shelters!!!1!” like pick one Becky

October 29 we all better shoplift in honor of winona ryder

Why should i, sexy tramuatized bitch that I am, have to go to work?

Your money’s not yours. It’s just your turn with it.

Y’all have jobs yet?

if i was sitting next to george w. bush at a football game i would simply vomit on him. rip to ellen degeneres but i have morals. 

It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

was sloppy joe a real man