i am not to be truffled with

Pocket Camp: Catch these fish!

Me: Okay, I love fishing!

Pocket Camp: And then cross pollinate all these flowers!

Me: Wow this is a lot of work to get-

Pocket Camp: While you find find ALL the gyroids!

Me: Wait, I’m still-

Pocket Camp:

Bitch collect these beetles!

here tag yourself as types of high schoolers sorry for my lack of ms paint skills

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

I AM GIVING THIS TELETUBBY AWAY BECAUSE WE HIT 70,000 FOLLOWERS

Our Jr. Admin Duckie gave me this thing, and he warned me it was noisy.  If you touch the belly it does normal Teletubby shit, but it sits at the Junk Box area in my house and MUMBLES.  It just randomly will start muttering at me while I make boxes, when I haven’t been near it at all.

I hate it and I want it gone so you guys get this as a prize.  Along with a shirt in your size and a bunch of random thrifted Junk Box nonsense.  Recipe cards, stickers, dinosaurs, and whatever else I can shove in there.

Rules:

You must be 18+ or have a parent or guardian allow you to enter.

You must be comfortable sharing your shipping info with us.

The winner can live anywhere!  We will ship internationally!

You can enter once per day (and get bonus points for following some of our other social accounts, including my twitch where we host Inbox Day on occasion)

The winner will be chosen on the 28th of July and has 48 hours to respond to us before another winner is chosen, so please use an email address that you actually check!