"I hate speedo towell" ~ MattEvuns 2017 @speedyowl152 - Tumblr Blog

At the last general election, Farage was elected with 46% of the vote on a 58% turnout. That means only 26.68% of people who were registered to vote actually voted for him. 42% of people registered didn't even vote at all.

Please Clacton, I am begging you, take 10 minutes out of your day today and go and vote. It's your democratic right, duty and privilege. There are millions of people today and throughout history who have not had that right, and people have died fighting for it. Go vote.

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mikubinderdrawsfanfiction

BINFACE ELECTION TODAY!!!

DON’T LET US DOWN CLACTON!!!

pyrogina

im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭

partywithponies

Being into popular ships from popular media is weak. Barely hits. To get a real high try pacing your bedroom like a caged animal at 6am obsessively thinking about an insanely niche pairing from an insanely niche piece of media, performing an imaginary ted talk to an audience of zero.

theswisscheeserag

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

theswisscheeserag

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

theswisscheeserag

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

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guiltfactory

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

yellowistheraddest

OH YEAH IF YOURE EUROPEAN PLEASE REMEMBER:

TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE ON AUGUST 12TH ~(8PM IN CENTRAL EUROPE) !!!!

THE COVERAGE IS GONNA BE LARGER IN THE WESTERN SIDE WITH TOTAL COVERAGE IN SPAIN!

yellowistheraddest

SOLAR ECLIPSE TOMORROW!!!

#colander will save my u no glasses homies #westmost european babes we also get a meteor shower at midnight wooo

aropride

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

minotauri

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

erogame

#me taking a personality quiz for a job n they ask me how much i agree with rules are rules and should be obeyed

meatsweat07

i love love love love secret identity

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pidgefudge

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

readysetjo

This post is a zombie. 🧟‍♀️ Pick one of the answers to see if you were bit or not. (There are 5 bite results out of 12 under the cut.) Best of luck. My deadeye is awaiting to meet any infected at the entrance of camp.

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

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Voting ended onAug 12

A. Zombie bit you! 🧟

B. Safe

C. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

D. Safe

E. Safe

F. Safe

G. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

H. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

I. Safe

J. Safe

K. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

L. Safe

#safe yippee i hope none of the other people who got into this camp are hiding the fact that theyre bit :)

mexicast

"Overconsumption is bad because we have limited resources on earth and the production of your comforts is done by practically enslaved global southerners" - yes real. Fucking real and true.

"Overconsumption is bad because you will get fat and lazy and stupid and fat and your brain will rot and youll be a feeble whiny disabled" - okay you are a eugenicist. Can you fucking hear yourself

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ur-favorite-fishgirl

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

trangoldin

The state of litigation on anti-drag and anti-trans laws is so weird bc a lot of times the courts will be like "well if we just read the plain text of this law, its fine because it just says you can't take your kids to watch drag queens strip" but the law itself is titled shit like "the FUCK QUEERS Act" and the right sees it and is like cool, time to call in bomb threats to every place i see with a pride flag and the liberal left is like well we must immediately bend over and accommodate the new reality which means cancelling all our gay shit and firing any trannies that work for us

Like its true that the legal situation on paper for queer people in this country is not yet totally fucked, but this pattern of "the right sees everything as a green light for more violence, while the liberals see everything as an excuse to get scared and start firing transsexuals" i what's rly fucking us!

trangoldin

So many of the Trump executive orders are just glorified press releases with no legal force and yet every lib in this country was like well golly gee gosh I guess its all over time to put on my swastika wristband

trangoldin

This is in reaction to the Eleventh Circuit striking down a temporary injunction against a Florida anti-drag law. The court pointed out that on paper, the law just says you can't let kids in to see performances with explicit sexual content and which do not have "serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for the age of the child present.” There is no way that the letter of this law could be said to include things like Drag Queen Story Time, although that is explicitly the type of thing the people who passed the law wish to eliminate. So they want to use this law to bring spurious suits against venues that have drag performances:

"Even before the law’s passage, the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation (FDBPR) had launched administrative proceedings to revoke liquor licenses from several establishments hosting drag performances. In one such case, the state accused a venue of violating laws against 'lewd and lascivious exhibition in the presence of a minor'—despite the government’s own inspectors reporting that 'agents did not witness any lewd acts.'"

Thing is, let them take this to court. The penalty is a fucking misdemeanor; grow some god damn balls and make the authorities have to actually work to try and pin you with one. A facial claim (where you file suit to enjoin a law that has not yet gone into effect) is hard to win in court, but make them try to enforce this law in the overbroad way they would like and then lets see how the chips fall. But no, we are pre-emptively cancelling pride events because oh no big bad DeSantis might try to hit us with a misdemeanor despite the law not even allowing that. Fuck off!

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