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My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.
In a heavy Russian accent: âYour wife have very good sense of style.â
Me: âActually, I live here alone.â
Landlord: âAh, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.â
Me: đł
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Queen.
I always have to reboot this.
For anyone wondering, this is amazing enrichment for the animal and a great way to involve guests! The lions arenât forced to play with the rope if they donât want to, and these guys (and anyone else who tries this out) have an awesome close up and hands on experience, all without having to come in direct contact with the cat!
thatâs when you run cross country
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Article 13 NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!
I DONâT CARE IF YOUâRE NOT EUROPEAN!!!!
THIS WILL AFFECT THE WAY EVERYONE USES THE INTERNET!
DO YOUR RESEARCH!
CALL/EMAIL YOUR MEPs!
KEEP THIS HORRIBLE LAW FROM GETTING PASSED!!!
Just fyi this will likely affect non-Europeans as well. Itâs easier for a website like YouTube to just restrict ALL copyright instead of just sectioning off what they need to. Theyâll probably let bigger YouTubers still operate, but small time content creators will be a thing of the past.
Plain and simple guys, if Article 13 passes there is a good chance Iâm getting shut down. I donât know if any of yâall are European but please, try to fight this.
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A:I love you.
B: Is that you or the alcohol talking?
A: Itâs me talking to the alcohol.
On a typical workday most of us wake up at 5am, spend 1-2 hours in traffic, and 9-10 hours on the job. We later walk into our front door at 5-6pm which leaves roughly 2-3 hours of family time. We spend 12-14 hours daily, working to provide for a family that we rarely see
Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?
"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"
-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today
I thought âbee suitâ meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping
my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like âcheck it out this guy is grilling cheeseâ and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
this is the most casual post iâve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash
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everything about whats been happening to elon musk has been getting increasingly and exponentially funnier and i only wonder what the crescendo will be
Honestly my moneyâs on autoerotic asphyxiation.
like, âdeath byâ or just in general?
bath time :3
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so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or youâll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesnât count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesnât count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it youâd just be condemned to the occasional day âBRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.â
âyou wanna come over for the weekend?â
âoh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it againâ its a long storyâ
âyou what nowâ
i can hardly believe this isnât already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISNâT this an Oglaf comic yet?
Iâm so happy that iâm not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
Iâm not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. âedible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.â
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that theyâre all aboutâŚrules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
âIâll do you this favor, but if you donât guess my name youâll have to give me your first-born child.â
âYouâre gonna be real good at everything but when youâre 16 youâre gonna prick your finger and die.â
âYou loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now hereâs a literal pile of gold and shit.â
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central âif you eat food from fairyland youâre stuck thereâ stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food â all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, youâre accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies donât seem capable of pulling a âHaha, we had an agreement but youâre fucked anyways!â maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy youâre doing them a favor! They owe you.
AndâŚtheyâre a fairy, so if you didnât agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way thatâs ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesnât seem like theyâd be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like âThanks, youâre really good at this buuuuuuut also youâre stuck here forever now.â
Instead, what seems more likely isâŚI dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral theyâve had in years.Â
Or they feel obligated to show up at your house a couple days a year. So, like
âyou wanna come over for the weekend?â
âoh man Iâm so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now he always comes by over memorial day weekend and helps me out with minor home repairs.â
âyou what nowâ
This is my favorite act of intellectual bugfuckery on this entire website, when I die I want someone to print this out and place it in my grave with me so I can cherish it forever.
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Me, returning to my body after a long session of astral projection:
put some effort into it, Alex
