Life 32

the bulge in your pants to bulge in my throat pipeline

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

half asleep grinding that turns into brutal needy fucking

No matter how innocently I cuddle up to you, always remember that I'm a teasing little spoon with ulterior motives

Girls be like "i'm shy" then proceed to wrap their legs around you when you're about to breed them

It's me, I'm girls

“my princess” “my favorite girl” “honey” “darling” “my baby” “my love” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

male moans are such a turn on, like please dont hold them back

intelligent men who go completely dumb as they’re fucking you because you feel so good

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.