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satan-offical

how to spell satan:

S for Spectrophotometrically

A for Agranulocytosis

T for Tachygraphically

A for Ant

N for Nanofabrication

speedybottlecap

It's like the quiz from mesmerizer but the other way around

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satan-offical

alloooooonnnnneeeee, at the edge of the gooningverse, hawking a tuah

satan-offical

I'm sorry chat

satan-offical

Yo what the fuck past me

speedybottlecap

I don't care about the context, a Hawaii: Part II mention is a Hawaii: Part II mention

satan-offical

yo guys they did something too the likes I swear I'm not crazy

satan-offical

Exactly

speedybottlecap

how did you only just realise this

jeen-yuhs

y'all should I keep the Pink Floyd vinyl sealed or should I open it

the-mtg-bbeg

Keep it sealed

The music is mid anyway

satan-offical

Okay now hold on

speedybottlecap

Us And Them Is my 7th favorite song ever and seeing people hate on Pink Floyd is making me feel slightly offended

satan-offical

I can't wait to watch the TADC finale live on YouTube, like I understand how amazing it is that it's in cinemas but to me it just feels right, ending it where it started like a full circle moment

bigbutterknife

If you spoil it, that is going to be that last thing that you ever do.

satan-offical

I literally just said I'm watching it when it comes out on YouTube June 19th

speedybottlecap

bluebell cafe free wifi, consider yourself spoiled

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

That’s such a weird thing to say and a weird account. No proships and profic isn’t good to be, I can just imagine the level of fucked up brain you have and I wanna tell you it deserves jail and most of all hell, imagine if you get kids ? Ughh I feel sorry for them and it wouldn’t look good because everything you say and post here reflects YOU, you are somehow what you imagine and dedicate your posts about. What you write about, ew like imagine going into detail and SPENDING your time on that DELIBERATELY, how and why do you WANT that? Are you traumatised or just fucked up, I wlasys wondered if people are born fucked up. I won’t thank ao3, and there should be writer censorship and I will do everything in my power to make it reality. No one is acceptable to anyone’s fucked up fanfics, it’s the GENERAL taste of people ALL over the world so you can’t expect people to not come for y’all. Accounts like you don’t deserve to be anywhere near internet and I hope you live a miserable life like you put through and wish to do for your fictional characters.

man people like you are so unironically stupid that it’s entertaining. you can keep crying though I ain’t reading all that.

I’ll keep writing my dark fics and enjoying my favorite horror movies because 1. there’s nothing you can do to stop me 2. I’m mature enough to separate fiction from reality 3. I don’t harass others over fictional characters just to feel morally superior.

enjoy the attention you want xx

speedybottlecap

"enjoy the attention you want" is such a good line to use in response to idiots in your inbox

nanibooze

What is this ship called. Yi Yi???

speedybottlecap

Yi Squared

skeletal-spire-man

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least)

tieflingkisser

speedybottlecap

thanks for spreading this to tumblr

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

gus-offical

@tagging-officals-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

speedybottlecap

@satan-offical

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3eyezmug

Can we have any hints for the new song in EP 3.. please stone chan I'm begging you..

I would be stone kun not chan im a boy lol

All ill say about the song is good luck to people making covers its deffinetly a tounge twister lol!

speedybottlecap

I'm a will wood fan tongue twisters are nothing to me

What is a "radqueer"

I've seen both proshippers and antishippers talking both positively and negatively about "radqueers" but I don't know what the term "radqueer" means. Can someone fill me in?

#radqueer

olivertheb1rd

Human designs of leafy and the evil leafy

speedybottlecap

I don't think that that Evil leafy "human design" looks like a "human"

allthingswhumpyandangsty

!!!

reblog if you were there for beta

speedybottlecap

I didn't use it as often when it was in beta than I do now but I still used it

allthingswhumpyandangsty

this and also what someone ships is no one’s business but their own. if they’re not harming anybody in real life, then their fantasy and comfort are literally none of your business.

*what’s not normal is broadcasting your own medical history and personal, sensitive information to the internet. like what happened to valuing and protecting your own privacy??? and why is it always tiktok???? 😭

speedybottlecap

I have a feeling that the person who commented that doesn't have all of those disorders/disabilities and just thinks that they can use the experiences of other people to try to convince others to believe in their ideologies also I'm autistic but I still yumeship

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the-world-go-crazy2025

in an official document released by trump.

slitxbagzz

yo so this is terrifying! let this be a reminder that if yall know me irl, I was never trans. I have always been a dude.

strawberry-offical

im not trans but im spreading this everywhere

this is fucking insane.

jesus-vegetable-offical

Hey so tbjs is not getting enough reblogs

Trans people please stay safe I love you

castironwaffleiron

what the actual fuck

@isuggestrevolution

holy-roman-empire-official

Una matina mi sono alzato

E ho trovato l'invasor.

Woke up one morning, and there were soldiers

The invasion had begun.

laciffo-natas

I'm sorry wait what the FUCK

speedybottlecap

and I thought that shit was bad enough in the UK, Trump really is the Hitler of our time

allthingswhumpyandangsty

you do know that in an other univers fictional characters are real and whenever you write bad thing those things happen for real in a otherunivers. read up on the multiverse theory if you don't belive me but it's real. every bad thing in this reality is because a person in an other reality is writing about it and therefore creatinh it in our univirse!

ok good that means my ship is real and canon somewhere too ❤️

I can finally make them have gay sex for real

speedybottlecap

+ if there are infinite universes then it's already guaranteed to happen, just like every other possible timeline

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