GUESS WHO’S BACK?

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.

this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together   #and it feels aUTHENTIC

So pure

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

wholesome

Two guys sneak into a movie theatre dressed as one fat man

Holy shit really

This is the original meaning of “boys will be boys”

Boys will be singular boy

“Two kids in a trenchcoat” walked so that “two boys in a fat man” could run

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit

part of your twenties is shedding the idea of grandeur that your life would have and just savouring the simple joys of being

#ur twenties is just u learning how to live the life that uncle iroh would want you to live

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

one time an old lady told me, unprompted, “you have long fingers.. perfect for pickpocketing, or playing the piano” and im pretty sure she was an oblivion npc

confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes

police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully