chuckle champ 2007

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

Ralsei is Friend | SCRAT NUT THEORY | Part 1/? 🧵🔴

if they hadn't assassinated jfk he'd be super old by now and would probably die so it's whatever

I think the badge system thing on Tumblr is great cos it immediately helps you identify who not to take seriously

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client