The word “bruh” was suddenly SUPER offensive and you would get publicly executed if you said it. I said it but I never got executed for some reason.

is this a serious review for cow belles omg 

this is extremely good because he’s an outspoken MLB player in a sport where most American athletes are brain-dead MAGAs. Please baseball players be more like Brandon!

He tweeted this while playing for Atlanta, too. 

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

You need.. you need to unmute…

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

This is perfection 😂

one time my brother said that emotion wasnt interesting/good and it was too repetitive and ive never considered murder seriously until that moment

he turned it off mid album and i havent forgiven him since

I didn't realise that you meant the iconic Carly Rae Jepsen album and I just assumed he was talking about. the human experience of emotion

Also dark skin looks great with literally any saturated color on earth. People stay reaching. Dislocating their shoulders and shit.

you mean to tell me a wolf carved this door

That explains why there’s a wolf on it.

Talented wolf.