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these arenāt my cats
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Iām a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

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Eva Longoria is everything
Yet she canāt even speak Spanish šš šš š
Thatās pride alright lmfao
She donāt have to, but donāt talk all that shit if you donāt even learn your own culture #lame
you were saying @dabeatnik???
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āWhen I was growing up, my parents spoke to each other in Spanish, but they didnāt speak to us in Spanish because they were told not to. In school we werenāt allowed to speak it.ā
and also???
ā⦠But America is the only country that promotes monolingualism. Here itās English, English, English. Every other country makes their children learn a second language very early on. So as my political and social activism grew, I was like, āI really need to learn Spanish.ā So I did.āĀ
idk how many people iāve known growing up in texas whose parents speak fluent spanish but they donāt speak a lick solely because their parents were afraid or told not to teach their children. itās unspeakably common and doesnāt in any way shape or form diminish someoneās claim to or pride in their heritage.Ā
fuck that guy. you go eva.Ā
lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to ālesserā coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, youāre an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like

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So KFC has decided, all casual like, to drop a romance novel featuring the one and only Colonel Sanders in honor of Motherās Day this year, and I am just staring at my computer with my mouth open, my eyes brimming with tears. Iām honestly overwhelmed, yāall. I have never been so horrified and yet delighted in my whole, entire life, and you will not judge me for this. Donāt @ me.
SOOOOOOOO UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Sweet merciless gods.
I was gonna live blog a novel about a billionaire vampire this month but GUESS WHAT IāM DOING INSTEAD
also WHY IS HE A SAILOR???? MILITARY MEN IN ROMANCE IS A THING, KFC????? WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WELCOME TO HELL, ITāLL BE FINGER LICKING GOOD
Remember the colonel sanders GPS voice that like low key made jokes about committing murders
Tortoise skeletons are the weirdest skeletons.
I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat!
Which is another reason you shouldnāt pick them up by their top shell
Everyone knows that you shouldnāt pick up a tortoise or turtle by their shell since their backbone is fused with it, but often itās not really an easy thing to visualize how that works. Hereās a really cool image for thatā¦Ā
Almost NOBODY knows this, because people donāt bother to simply show you a fucking image like this in school so before i saw this on tumblr i thought a turtle was simply a loose animal in a shell like a snail
did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because thatās some real shit that I get to delight with at parties
Tell us that story?
okay here is the story of the zombie dog
this dogās name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldnāt figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldnāt pet him, and that for some reason, the only thingĀ that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life
when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didnāt notice it, didnāt affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldnāt you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didnāt
but thatās not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel anyĀ pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than heād ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didnāt feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. thatās right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23Ā years old. they used to joke that heād been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet
and thatās the story about the literal zombie dog my friendās family owned
I'n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.
Because OF COURSE itās Florida.

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if you look upĀ āstatueā on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking
Because death is the ultimate killfuck
dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here
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