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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Additional Tags: POV Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Mission Fic, Supernatural Elements, Best Friends Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, influencer culture, Sonar Uses Fraud Knowledge For Good, The Horrors of Monetisation Summary:

A rental mansion full of influencers starts showing everyone their future sponsorship opportunities.

Robert has other options. Unfortunately, Sonar is the right one.

#sonar dispatch #robert dispatch #dispatch #but what if you could be haunted by brand sponsorships #what if the real horror was blockchain and influencers

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Chapters: 5/38 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch) & Original Female Character(s), Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Malevola Gibb & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Malevola Gibb, Original Female Character(s), Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch), Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Punch Up | Colm (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch), Best Friends Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Slow Burn Worldbuilding, Malevola is Competent and Terrifying, Sonar Gets To Be Intelligent, Awkward Flirting, Everyone Is Trying Their Best And Several Of Them Hate It, Robert Robertson III Needs a Nap, The Universe Has a Ticketing System and Robert Hates It Summary:

Vers likes systems, clear odds, and problems that misbehave just enough to be interesting. The warehouse equations have stopped resolving. The city's pattern is wrong in a way she can feel without seeing. The bar is loud enough to count as a different background.

Then someone two stools down tries to sell her a soft con dressed up as a back-room blackjack game.

Saying yes is the worst call she's made all month. It is also how she ends up embedded at SDN, sideways into a team of disasters she was never supposed to become load-bearing for, and on the wrong side of two people who become structurally irreplaceable before she notices. The structure won't hold.

#dispatch #sonar dispatch #malevola dispatch #robert robertson dispatch #blackjack #my soul tried to get got by the distortions

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sonar | Victor & Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch) Characters: Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch), Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Additional Tags: POV Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch), Mission Fic, The Real Villain is Always Venture Capitalists, Accidental Bonding, Team Dynamics, Anxiety, Anxiety Is A Mandatory Tag For All Waterboy POVs, Post-Episode 4: Restructure, Sonar Gets Wet Before It Gets Better Summary:

When six paying customers become trapped inside a luxury bathroom showroom, Robert sends Sonar and Waterboy into a venture-backed ass-water cathedral to perform the least dignified rescue operation in Z-Team history.

Float Capital calls it an adaptive cleanse cycle.

Waterboy calls it bad plumbing.

yeah, challenging myself to write a character that I struggle with writing dialogue for turned into this. which good for practice. quality exercise. I am going back to my sonar POV safety blanket because finance metaphors give me pain, but it's better than wet anxiety pain. more fiscally stable.

#dispatch #waterboy dispatch #sonar dispatch #robert robertson dispatch #holy shit I gave myself (more) anxiety writing from wb's pov #get this boy some confidence and some meds stat

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch)/Stapler Characters: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Prism | Alice (Dispatch), Flambae | Chad (Dispatch), Golem | Bruno (Dispatch), Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch), Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch), Malevola Gibb, Punch Up | Colm (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Episode 4: Restructure, Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch), Canon-Typical Behavior, Extending The Bit Too Far, Sonar Has Feelings About Stationery, Robert Robertson III Needs a Nap

Did I write a fic about extending the stapler scene much further than it legally should’ve gone for? Yes, absolutely. Fuck it, we ball.

#dispatch #sonar dispatch #z-team #the bit is fucking stupid #the bit might be stapler fucking #could you fuck a stapler? no don't answer that #I don't want that logistic in my brain

Chapters: 4/38 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch) & Original Female Character(s), Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Malevola Gibb & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Malevola Gibb, Original Female Character(s), Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch), Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Punch Up | Colm (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch), Best Friends Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Slow Burn Worldbuilding, Malevola is Competent and Terrifying, Sonar Gets To Be Intelligent, Awkward Flirting, Robert Robertson Needs a Nap, Everyone Is Trying Their Best And Several Of Them Hate It Summary:

Vers likes systems, clear odds, and problems that misbehave just enough to be interesting. The warehouse equations have stopped resolving. The city's pattern is wrong in a way she can feel without seeing. The bar is loud enough to count as a different background.

Then someone two stools down tries to sell her a soft con dressed up as a back-room blackjack game.

Saying yes is the worst call she's made all month. It is also how she ends up embedded at SDN, sideways into a team of disasters she was never supposed to become load-bearing for, and on the wrong side of two people who become structurally irreplaceable before she notices. The structure won't hold.

#dispatch #sonar dispatch #malevola dispatch #punch up dispatch #observation is not a metaphor #surveillance horror lite #did you know you can hide feelings under aggressive engineering / finance language? more at 10

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for those of you that like writing in obsidian, I have built a local plugin that has a command palette command for creating a AO3-optimised html copy+paste setup.

if you'd like a copy, let me know!

#ao3 #archive of our own

Chapters: 3/38 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch) & Original Female Character(s), Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Malevola Gibb & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Malevola Gibb, Original Female Character(s), Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch), Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch), Best Friends Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Slow Burn Worldbuilding, Malevola is Competent and Terrifying, Sonar Gets To Be Intelligent, Awkward Flirting, Robert Robertson Needs a Nap Summary:

Vers likes systems, clear odds, and problems that misbehave just enough to be interesting. The warehouse equations have stopped resolving. The city's pattern is wrong in a way she can feel without seeing. The bar is loud enough to count as a different background.

Then someone two stools down tries to sell her a soft con dressed up as a back-room blackjack game.

Saying yes is the worst call she's made all month. It is also how she ends up embedded at SDN, sideways into a team of disasters she was never supposed to become load-bearing for, and on the wrong side of two people who become structurally irreplaceable before she notices. The structure won't hold.

#dispatch #sonar dispatch #malevola dispatch #dispatch robert #ch3 #we finally getting an event #holy shit

Chapters: 2/38 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch) & Original Female Character(s), Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Malevola Gibb & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Malevola Gibb, Original Female Character(s), Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch), Flirting with Spreadsheets, Sonar Gets To Be Intelligent, Malevola Gets To Be Competent and Terrifying, Best Friends Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Texting, Awkward Flirting, Professional boundaries, Flirting via Contract Negotiation Summary:

Vers likes systems, clear odds, and problems that misbehave just enough to be interesting. The warehouse equations have stopped resolving. The city's pattern is wrong in a way she can feel without seeing. The bar is loud enough to count as a different background.

Then someone two stools down tries to sell her a soft con dressed up as a back-room blackjack game.

Saying yes is the worst call she's made all month. It is also how she ends up embedded at SDN, sideways into a team of disasters she was never supposed to become load-bearing for, and on the wrong side of two people who become structurally irreplaceable before she notices. The structure won't hold.

#dispatch #sonar dispatch #malevola dispatch #blonde blazer #oc #my dad literally broke his spine the day after I posted the first chapter #ao3 curse is real #also I fucking love writing sonar and mal #i love them your honor

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor Characters: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Malevola Gibb, Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Additional Tags: Cults, Hostage Situations, Mission Fic, Operational Bullshit, Blood Drinking References, Biting, Podcasts As Deprogramming Apparently Summary:

Cult calls are always paperwork with chanting.

Sonar and Malevola have handled this sort of nonsense before. Usually there are candles. Usually someone mistakes Malevola for the wrong demon. Usually Sonar ends up committing public service through fraud literacy, tactical bullshit, and one or two decisions Blazer would absolutely put in a laminated behavioural category.

Tonight, there are hostages, a cursed artifact, a rich prophet-founder with poor governance, and Ch’aad.

Ch’aad is underperforming.

#sonar dispatch #malevola dispatch #dispatch #mission fic #i fucking love monster of the week fics this is my jam

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/36 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch) & Original Female Character(s), Malevola Gibb & Sonar | Victor, Malevola Gibb & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Malevola Gibb, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch), Flirting with Spreadsheets, Sonar Gets To Be Intelligent, Malevola Gets To Be Competent and Terrifying Summary:

Vers likes systems, clear odds, and problems that misbehave just enough to be interesting.

The city is already coming apart at the seams when a blackjack game gives her an in at SDN, which would be fine if the job did not also come with worsening rift events and a team of disasters she was never supposed to become load-bearing for.

#dispatch #sonar dispatch #malevola dispatch #oc #time fuckery #ahhhh this is the big guy I've been working on since DECEMBER #I have 19 written chapters #I have the goddamn epilogue #I will not be cursed by ao3 #I love sonar and mal's friendship so much you guys #its so good #theyre so ride or die #but will also call you out for your shitass flirting

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did you know if you keep writing 'phenomaman' over and over again, the english language loses all meaning

#dispatch #sonar dispatch #robert robertson dispatch #phenomaman

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Invisigal | Courtney & Sonar | Victor (Dispatch) Characters: Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch), Sonar | Victor (Dispatch), Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Z-Team (Dispatch) Additional Tags: POV Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch), Mission Fic Summary:

When a stolen VANDCO prototype rolls through trailing chaos, Invisigal and Sonar to clean it up. The villains are incompetent, the robot is not, and Visi is about to become a hazard-navigation anchor against her will. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

#dispatch #sonar dispatch #invisigal #holy shit turns out writing a monstrosity of a fic for 4 months is way hard than a one-shot #i stan them as unwilling friends your honor

ashstfu

its the last month of 2023 so i’m just gonna say it: what the absolute fuck was that

kateoplis

The Importance of National Parks

spartaness

That second one is Mt. Taranaki / Mt. Egmont National Park in New Zealand, you fucks. New Zealand is basically a National Park in it's entirety. It's got farmland right up to the base because the multiple volcanic events from that mountain make the earth ashy and great for argriculture.

Why is this linking to an article about US National Parks. You conglomerate of assholes.

#mt taranaki #new zealand #eco politics my ass #get the fuck out

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@kitanoko

Princess Mononoke. (Momonoke?)

#boku no hero academia #bnha #any mononoke remix is a blessing #todomomo #maybe?

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bullysquadess

I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

bullysquadess

Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube

tollhobbit-deactivated20250119

he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH

quartzfox

You should see the video where he restores a knife…

ginderpia

Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.

Poki is my favorite cat. uwu

jailynekujo-deactivated20210216

poki sounds like my cat jasper

So I did a thing, for the first time in years.

Meredy from Fairy Tail ch. 474.

#fairy tail #ft #meredy #sketch

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