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Basard
I frew up

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What up everybody Majima lives on my island now.
(@nintendo give me gremlin hairstyles and better facial hair)
Here, tumblr, just because I liked this Ponyta that I painted a whole lot.Â
Itâs what the cool kids are drinking.Â
Check this out on my Redbubble.

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My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I donât remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said âoh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.â
Iâm sorry?
Thatâs a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
Iâm going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she canât find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so itâs time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally Iâm a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but Iâll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars Iâll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didnât know what was happening. Bit now itâs time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
Iâve been cleaning house today and feeling like Iâve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
:)
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyoneâs lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck meâŚ
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to âhideâ the package where it will probably be foundâŚ
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two werenât already married Iâd beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guyâs dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what Iâm here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love todayâs installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess Iâll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. Sheâll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys donât understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like âaww, itâs too thin. They wonât fit.â I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldnât be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us âgoalsâ and stuff⌠ManâŚ. Itâs kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000⢠before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
And, as promised, a dopey grin
Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103
She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is
Came home to find this
But she never looked inside the blue chair
Good stuff, but itâs time for some cookies
Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next
Hmmmmm
Got it.
Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:
Wife and I were sewing Ellyâs Halloween costume up
Yea, she is going to be a spider and itâs super cute and all but. But. Loooook
Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.
The moment she got up I threw them into the closet
Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post
Sry bout that eh.
Long, but worth it.
Thatâs what she said
SO ANYWAYS in honor of Halloween, the oreos have been moved to the Christmas decorations.
I figure I COULD leave them there till thanksgiving. Weâll see if I feel the need to move them again before then
Fa la la la la sucka
Happy Halloween
You guys wanted an update and I am finally ready. I have been thinking of a great place to hide em and I think I finally have an epic place. Just gotta go get em
Uh.
Well.
This wasnât part of todayâs plan.
Oh my god⌠This post just keeps getting better and better.
You should start looking for them.
Hmmmm maybe I should. Okay
Found em!
Ahhhh ok
Yo. Whatâs up.
Got some separated and ready for lunches tomorrow morning.
Lets see you find em in here babe
Oh, also
With these upgrades they never stood a chance
Seeing videos like this makes me realize that we do truly have to integrate ourselves with technology or else we will be burned a fucking live by our on creations.
Of course I played delta rune
Of course I loved Clover
Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if thereâs only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions
If the tag says âDry Cleanâ itâs safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleanedÂ
But if it says âDry Clean Onlyâ you will destroy it if you wash it any other way
Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy
hey uh. *clears throat*
homestuck is genuinely pretty good, five nights at freddieâs was scary and interesting with great lore, fortnite and minecraft are harmless, and oh baby you bet your fucking BUTTONS that undertale still slaps and always will slap wicked hot pussy

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*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH IâD LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI
Soviet Russia is a Valid Troll Name
so is United States
thatâs their Kismesis
fuck you I hate this I hate all of you I hate this website fuck you
My new aesthetic is creators of acclaimed animated shows paying respect to the series that changed the landscape of animation so they could make theirs the way they did.
We honestly canât imagine who would win in this epic Avengers and One Punch Man crossover battle.
âSaitama vs Thanosâ by RoBs0n.
The infinity stones can be cracked you know
Theyâre just overly fancy gems, Satima has broken tougher stuff than that
If anyoneâs answer is anything other than âSaitama knocks Thanosâ head clean off his shouldersâ then theyâre wrong
Saitama breaks Thanosâ bling bling arm then straight mollywops him for an hour.
Powerlevel hypotheticals involving Saitama always strike me as kind of a wasted effort. Or at least moreso than every powerlevel argument is by default? The point is heâs not even in the Goku/Superman category, heâs in the Roger Rabbit category; heâs however strong he has to be for it to be funny when the bad guy dies.Â
^ This. This is the correct answer.

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come along with me
janin (who wrote this comic) & i were re-listening to that episode where taako & kravitz share two bottles of wine at their pottery class, and we remembered this bit of canon trivia about taako and almost died