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I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

*turns off my gender when people leave the room to conserve energy*

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

brrrrrrng-ha

does anyone need me so bad

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

*guy with a building migraine* you know what would really help right now? listening to loud music

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

“Do you support OCs × canon characters” buddy 30% of my conscious mental activity is devoted to that very topic

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford