sparkling garbage

My aesthetic is Unikitty crying...

So... today I learnt that I am related to Australia's worst serial killer... Go figure... 😐

*Violently pulls out anal beads and starts spinning on the floor like a beyblade*

L o l i H e n t a i

I fucking hate TLC, the sheer amount of shit their shows put me through...

So basically I was at my training and I happened to overhear some kids that were like 5-4 yrs younger then me mentioning Endgame. I started listening to what they were actually saying and one of the kids asked another: "Did you play Endgame?" And I asked the kid: "What do you mean by *play*, what do you think Endgame is?" And the kid said: "The new Fortnite gamemode, it's really cool. It has a lot of brand new weapons." I swear to God, I just lost all respect for children as well as all hope for humanity.

Suffer alongside me puny mortals...

Hey remember that part of Kill la Kill where that guy literally cane-anal raped that rich kid dressed in a giant golden crab mech with flame throwers and jizz intestines?

As a kid I always thought quicksand would be a bigger problem in my life

Imagine watching one of those "Unnerving Images With Happy Music In The Background" videos and one of the images is you in the room in which you are watching said video, except you have your back turned to whoever is taking the photo