here to chew ass and kick gum

the full spectrum of human emotion Alex grips his hand tighter. They’re going to need to have a long, hard conversation in the next five minutes, or else Alex is going to combust right here in Pez’s fancy office. Explode for all of Midtown Manhattan to see. Here lies what remains of Alex, for all the world to witness—taken out by a rogue marriage proposal from his evil boss-turned-fiancé.

Or: Working under editor Henry Fox-Mountchristen was only supposed to be Step One in Alex’s plan of achieving his big dreams—but when his boss winds up facing an even bigger problem, potential deportation, Alex finds he isn’t just a beleaguered assistant anymore. He’s the solution.

It’s fine. They only have to fool his friends, his family, the United States Government…and themselves.

Or, it's a firstprince x the proposal au

The Henry's 🌹 - from The Drum Beats Out of Time by @sparklepocalypse & @orchidscript

There’s a man in Henry’s bedroom. That, itself, isn’t noteworthy. He’s become rather proficient at smuggling men in and out of his room at Kensington Palace and his first-year flat at Oxford.

It’s not even especially noteworthy that the man is quite arresting. For better or worse, Henry’s title and reputation tend to help him pull gorgeous men with somewhat astonishing frequency. This man is, of course, particularly gorgeous. He’s tall, with olive skin, dark hair, and a bone structure that would send the old masters into a frenzy of pigments, linseed oil, and canvas.

I have her blocked

on friends and soulmates and that type of love that feels like it's going to burst right out of your heart

now featuring image IDs

DONT EVEN WORRY. IVE BEEN KEPT APPRISED BY @gayeddieagenda

My contribution to the @anywhere-with-you-event fic exchange!!

I got an awesome prompt from @sparklepocalypse that made my brain go brrrrrr and I wrote this in a fever dream. I love how it turned out, and I hope you all do, too!!

🏵️ magical au 🏵️ mischievous fae 🏵️ getting together / soulmates 🏵️ rated E 🏵️ 4,830 words