Something Like Life

dont get why teeth need nerves and shit in em. dont know why i cant just have my mouth rocks obliterate my food without them making me feel like there are wasps inside my gums desperately trying to get out every time i eat something with more than a teaspoon of sugar or anything 10 degrees above or below room tempurature

#so wonderfully unnecessary for an ice cream commercial #i LOVE IT

#well if it’s gonna be extra might as well make it gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Petition for all future adverts to be as excessively homosexual as all previous adverts have been excessively heterosexual

Ice cream is now gay culture

there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace   

*pats math on the head* you’re adorable, but we have no idea what the fuck you’re saying, little buddy

math often feels like a nice kid who has a hard time making friends because its parents are high-strung assholes