starkara:
if you’re a (mostly) bald cartoon dude you have to wear this color scheme
#you forgot aang (michymouses28)
FUCK ur right
what is this weird trope..the color coded bald dude cult
IT’S HAPPENING
IT GOT BETTER
SAVE HIM
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starkara:
if you’re a (mostly) bald cartoon dude you have to wear this color scheme
#you forgot aang (michymouses28)
FUCK ur right
what is this weird trope..the color coded bald dude cult
IT’S HAPPENING
IT GOT BETTER
SAVE HIM

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hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book
Yeah.
Don’t Like That
Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll
Please explain
Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived
Except the DM rolled a 1
and the god exploded
me every fucken night on this website

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I arrive in Africa
Drums: echoing Boy: hurried Rains: blessed
I am forcibly dragged away from you
my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”
I am now SO MAD that there was never a scene in the books or films of a Slytherin student taking a stand against the Death Eaters
Because then
We could have literally captioned that as
“2 SPOOKY 4 ME”
the trifecta
You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.
BADA BING BADA BOOM
I’M SLEEPIN HERE
(Turns on nightlight)
Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea
(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”
“You didn’t see nothin’“
quick someone add the picture of the badabing babadook
thank you!

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he just wants to be cool
HERE COMES YOGI
so i lent my cousin bloodborne, he speaks a little english but he has some trouble reading it, i figured he’d be fine since he plays RPGs and all you really need to understand is numbers going up
so i asked him how its going, and he’s telling me hes stuck on father gascione, and cleric beast gave him hours of trouble. i was like “oh damn at least you beat it tho, gascione is really a test of how good you are at the gun parrys” -“…gun parries?” - yeah! omg, if you shoot something right before it attacks you’ll like stun it for a big hit, im sorry i shouldve told you -“guns?? you get guns in this game?” - yeah..you get the gun along with your main weapon - “????”
so my cousin beat the cleric beast and everything between that and gascione with his bare fucking fists and he’s been under the impression that the game is just really hardcore
God tier right here
Everyone needs to get on this guy’s level

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Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.
Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!
How am I both of these people