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I had a dream last night that Neko Atsume added a new food item called “Shitty Bitz” and buying it gave you fish instead of the other way ‘round but it put it out as soon as you bought it and you couldn’t replace it and it took forever to get emptied out (the only way to get rid of it) because it would only attract two cats and their names were Hobo and Glunkus but also that was the only way to get those two cats to show up.  Hobo looked like a kinda dirty brown cat and Glunkus looked like the devil like he was black and his entire face was teeth.  I woke up crying

creepypasta

I found this copy of neko atsume on the black appstore. The label was peeled off and had it replaced with a tape with the name written on

This means that yesterday was Cheaper by the Dozen 2′s 10th anniversary. Celebrate with me.

why he hug me

i’d like to think the shark is confused but happily confused because all he wanted in life was a human hug but people swim and scream when he gets too close

IT WAS A SIMPLE NICE THING, AND A COOL THING, WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET OUT OF BEING A FUCKER AND DESTROYING IT?

tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day