Requires: 5 cups of coffee

LETS GET SUPER SPOOOOOOOOPY

source 1: wears a spandex suit, which for all means and purposes should look ridiculous, but instead it makes him the sexual awakening of many a repressed “straight” guy

source 2: eyes that leave a 14 yr old aspiring author scrambling to look up a list of red gemstones. bonus: the eyeliner

source 3: 9 out of 10 scientists agree that this is the best place to die

source 4: this smile

source 5: somehow looks incredibly beautiful & dignified even after literally stabbing himself

source 6: the “hey let me introduce you to my good friend Death” Face

source 7: if they still look good in a hawaii shirt u know they’re pretty

source 8: ;)

source 9: this sequence of frames changed my life

source 10: if you look closely you can see his nipples poking through his extraverse suit

firstable: best color scheme (white hair, brown skin, red & black outfit)

secondable: pretty boy uses pretty flower shield

3: tiddy tassels

4. best couch potato no contest

5: phatty like a mattress

6. boyish good looks 👌👌👌

7: this outfit

8: 👓👓👓

9: got all kinds of fucked up from blocking Gae Bolg but still has the energy to give us that Archer Smirk™

10: scientific proof that Archer’s  d u m b   t h i c c