Arts And Sh*t Posts

Bruno, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Young Julieta, Pepa, and Bruno are sitting on a bench

Bruno: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Julieta: Tell Mirabel about the birds and the bees.

Luisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Pepa: to save time, don’t cook meat. Simply eat it raw and light yourself on fire to cook it!

Remus: do you ever think about the fact that your skeleton is always wet?

Buffalo PD pushed a protester to the ground. His head hit the concrete so hard that he instantly stopped moving and blood started pouring out of his ear. Instead of stopping to find the man help, they left him on the ground, kept walking, and then proceeded to arrest another protester.