MsMadrigal

Camilo: drink some cranberry juice

Julieta: have you seen Pepa?

Bruno: I have not

Julieta: MARCO!

*from another aisle*

Alma: one of you will betray me tonight

Isabela: is it me, Abuela?

Alma: no it isn’t you

Luisa: is it me, Abuela?

Alma: no it’s not you either

Mirabel: is it me Abuela?

Dolores: but I be like ‘semi colon’. I’m done for now but I’ll have more to say later

Mirabel: *opens bag*

Julieta:

Bruno:

Pepa:

Agustin:

Felix:

Isabela:

Luisa:

Mirabel:

Dolores:

Camilo:

Antonio:

Julieta: no

Bruno: that sounds like a great idea

Camilo: they do

Camilo: fuck!

Julieta: I don’t know, why?

Mirabel: I hope you get hit by a bus

Julieta: *walks in the room*

Mirabel: aren’t we the best of friends?

Isabela: the best!

Julieta: *leaves room*

Isabela: I’m gonna push you off a cliff

Camilo: microwave for forty minutes

Mirabel: and Dolores said that boiling lemons helps get rid of bad smells

Camilo: and we wanted to cover the smell of burnt oranges but we had no pots left

Julieta: you burnt oranges too? How?

Camilo: *grinning* a thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Pepa: here’s the salt, bruno

Pepa: what? That sour patch kids are just gummy bears on drugs?

Camilo: my favourite is ‘butt dial’ versus ‘booty call’

Mirabel: that’s called a connotation

Isabela: Also, “forgive me, father, I have sinned” versus “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”

Julieta: don’t eat too much candy before you go to bed

Isabela: no