bittersweet

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

(website that will dox you if you turn off adblock voice) we get it, ads suck

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

Gay people can walk in society free of judgment or discrimination. Us Jennifer Lawrence fans don’t have that privilege