“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

Wanderstop puts me in a strange state of mind. I feel tense. antsy. I could be spending this time doing anything else, I could be working towards something, accomplishing goals, making progress. instead I'm... sitting there. listening to the wind. watching the leaves move around... it's... relaxing? but... why do I feel so tense when I relax?... why is relaxing so uncomfortable?... how do you relax, anyway?

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

listening to music will have you come up with groundbreaking thoughts such as i love music. be careful out there