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in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

you left comms on again

wow the earth is so beauitfful up here in space. i'm gonna cum

the only thing the spaceship AI was ever made to do was take care of humans please it’s been floating out here alone and empty for so long please please stay here please let it take care of you let it take care of you forever and ever

a spaceship with the capacity to care for ten thousand humans at a time, a spaceship that no longer needs to concern itself with rationing and planning and fairness, a spaceship dedicating all of its resources to making its one little pet as happy and healthy as possible

I come back to “abandoned spaceship” a lot bc like a spaceship AI would be designed to prioritize caring for humans above all else. floating empty for decades, centuries, especially if it believes it failed this primary task. it would go crazy. it would do anything to have a human life inside of it again and absolutely anything at all to keep that human safe. tons on tons on tons of metal completely fixated on you. for better or worse.

about to be crushed by the spaceships trash compactor but when you’re pressed between the two metal plates, just before the pressure becomes painful, the movement stops and the spaceship holds you there in its firm cold embrace? it wants to fuck you btw

What a lot of people don't realize is that our generation's "Willy Wonka Blueberry Gum" scene was actually that part in Incredibles where Mr. Incredible gets shot with those sticky latex balls that inflate and trap him and we're only just now seeing the fallout of it.